Holiday Fun: The 12 Jokes of Christmas

December 6, 2021
Bring some laughter to your holidays with these family-friendly Christmas and winter-themed jokes.

Share one with your kids each day at breakfast so that they can share it with friends and relatives over the holiday.

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
The letter "D"!

What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice Caps!

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the holiday party?
He had no body to go with!

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Donut who?
Donut open until Christmas!

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
This one will "sleigh" you!

Who is never hungry at the holidays?
The turkey - he's always stuffed!

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle Bells …

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A Pineapple!

What is Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa Pause!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!

How do sheep greet each other at the holiday?
Merry Christmas to ewe!